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The man version of a “camel toe.” Definitely not what you’d be wanting to kiss under.
Wow dude, did you see Frank showing up in those spandex? He had a nasty missletoe.
by Cringlesz November 28, 2019
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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a visible hanging nut sack when someone moons you
Kurt moon'd the croud...not only did they see his ass, they saw his missle toe too
by Jay November 28, 2003
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A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.
Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.
by Villan rich May 14, 2020
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The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.
I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!
by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016
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