A sexual session involving only the Missionary position. A "Hole" of Missionary Golf refers to one time having sex, and as such, playing a full 18 holes of Missionary Golf is quite likely impossible.

It resembles golf in that the "Holes" are slightly different, some longer, some shorter, some times you use brute force, sometimes you have to use finesse, but they are all basically the same. I believe there is a certain beauty in playing Missionary Golf well.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.