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miss wood's are usually sexist/racist bitches they are always short and ugly and annoying aswell as being a hater of kids. the kids in year 8 and the rest of bsm have suffered from a miss wood and have been scared for life from her buckteeth. she hates boys alot and will always pick on the black kids.
white boy:hey wassup dude
black boy: doing my music homework bro
teacher: wat!!!! fuck u black kid and u pasty shet over there!! i hate kids and i will eat ur family black boy and i will blow all of the white kids family too.
black boy + white boy: she's such a (Miss wood)
by ye boy mii guy January 18, 2018
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Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
Quick Miss woods coming hide your bag and hit the boost on the ASAP.
by Bathurst Channel November 09, 2018
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