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A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 18 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal
Miss Stanek

A sexy substitute teacher. Body of an 80 y/o , pussy of a 12 y/o. Thickest woman at Nobel. Loves anal

Example: "Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"

Jimmy:"Yo, dude. I fucked the shit out of Miss Stanek last period. I ate her ass"
Talat:"Dude, I muffdived that hoe, last night. Plus I me and Mr. Hornytits took her on. He got the mouth and I got the ass"
Jimmy:"Dank"
Talat:"Dank"
by BARHULAHAK May 03, 2015
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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