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"Instant pussy" - two plastic bags welded together and filled with water.
Miss Softie is one of our more popular fake pussies
by Anonymous November 21, 2002
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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a chick so ugly just thinking about her will turn your hard cock into a softy.
That Joan Rivers is a Miss Softie
by sarcomax January 21, 2003
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