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The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.
"This could only be the work of a Mirko!"
"Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"
by j_pereca February 02, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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Mirkos are some of the most unique people around. If you ever meet a Mirko in your life, you should be thankful. Mirkos have an amazing, adaptable personality, and are also hella smart. Even though he may seem to be a show-off, he is a really awesome guy to be around. Mirkos are compassionate and loyal, you can tell him anything and he will understand. If you know a Mirko, you should try your best to hold on to him for the rest of your life.
"Look, there's Mirko turning in his test! Already?"
"Damn, Mirko's looking hot today"
by F + L = E October 10, 2019
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Mirko is someone who dont know how to dance in a pair with a girl. He refuses and feels pushed. He also preffers birds to dancing.
This guy likes nature a lot and he sucks at dancing, he is such a Mirko.
by KatrinaD August 03, 2019
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mirko is a creep who doesn't know when girls don't like him. he will text you double text you even triple and complain when you take more than 2 seconds to message back
girl: omg i'm going to block this guy such a mirko
by badboy12346 May 27, 2017
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Mirko is a person who is big gay, mirko likes to suck toes, mirko also enjoys being the occasional cunt, but mirko is sometimes nice mirko and helps with problems mirko is good mirko
Omg that girl is such a mirko
by Omega_lul_69 July 19, 2018
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