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Soem copmayn in Washintgon wehre peolpe maek sotfwaer but can't sepll wroth shit.

See Microsoft.
Hey Jamus! Didja heya? Unca Billy-Bob's secun cousin is ova thar workin fer Mircosoft.
by karlthepagan January 10, 2004
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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if you say mircosoft pretty slow it kind of sounds like '' my cock is soft''
hey can i touch your mircosoft?
by nemi March 24, 2005
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Mircosoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )
Mircosoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy
by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006
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