The divine feeling of satisfaction and relief experienced mid- feeding which allows you to continue gorging at a frantic pace.
Timothy was able to keep up with his older brothers at Thanksgiving dinner after scaring grandma with the miracle of burp.
by AxelBH December 07, 2011
The standard method for having an unreasonable deadline met just in time. Usually quoted when the time given, staffing levels or design constraints will not be met in any other way.
Sam: "This project will take three months from beginning to end, design, develop and test."
Boss: "It's due in three weeks."
Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
Boss: "It's due in three weeks."
Sam: "Well, we take one week to train sixteen new people, one week to do all of the design work, and four days to write the code. Then a miracle occurs, and we ship just before the deadline."
by PsychoPuppyDad August 03, 2010
The fact that our parents met to conceive us, and that their parents met to concieve them, etc. to create us as an entirely unique individual is, ironically, almost impossibly miraculous and therefore each individually a thermodynamic miracle.
by C0RE from UD Chat December 05, 2008
The nickname given to the Olympic hockey game between the United States and the Soviet Union played on February 22, 1980. The US was made of of college and amateur players, and the Soviets were a team of veterans that hadn't lost in a long time. Naturally, the Americans were tremendous underdogs, but pulled out the win, 4-3.
1. The "Miracle on Ice" was the greatest hockey game ever played
2. This is the biggest upset in sports history
3. "Do you believe in miracles? YES!!!"
-Al Michaels
2. This is the biggest upset in sports history
3. "Do you believe in miracles? YES!!!"
-Al Michaels
by dbos_yyz December 16, 2007
After defecating, the first wipe of one's ass reveals a piece of toilet paper that is completely spotless and free of fecal matter. This is evidence that one's ass is already clean, requiring no further wipes.
I had to take a dump right before class. Luckily I had a miracle wipe, or I would've been late for sure!
by docpyser September 24, 2010
when a man finally gets a woman in bed. He ejaculates when she touches his leg. Then he spends the next 30 minutes crying in the corner sucking his thumb.
by dave scicluna August 15, 2008
Miracle baby's are people that have hade a near death experience when they were little. They are also the nicest, funniest, best people that you are so thankful that they survived and you got to know them! Not every one likes them but once you get to know them they will be one of your best friends!
by .Conner.jonnes.12345678910.!? November 29, 2018

