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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.

A term that orignally refers to the brave people who fought the British durning the Battle of Lexington and Conocord.
They got the name from the fact that they were ready any minute to go out and fight for freedom.

Not to be confused with the anti-foreigner militas that are based in the southwest.

All American organization, but with some restrictions. These are the requirements:

1- You have to be unemployed so you tell everyone that a mexican took your job that´s why you are a minuteman.
2- You MUST hate mexicans and brown skin people even if they are americans working under the sun, and they speak good english. (Don´t let em´fool you around).
3- You have to live in the woods.
4- You have to smoke ckack every day ( no exceptions).
5- You have to be fat, ugly, grown beard.
6- You gotta have German or Northern European Heritage, so you tell everyone that you´re Aryan descent (you wish), then you can join a Neo- Nazi organization after 3 months and get extra welfare and food stamps (we can trade em´for crack, hehehe!!!)
7- You must have knowledge of geography. You know basics... America is a continent, Mexico another one, and Canada is another one, and Alaska is a country (don´t know where the fuck´s at!)... and Europe is in the north of the US, I mean America( I don´t know why people call it US anyway) and.. wait a second Canada is down south right?. Well fuck it!

P.S: We watch the "Jerry Springer Show" on every meeting so we educate ourselves how to improve the American Society. If you miss the show you won´t be allowed to participate in our meeting (No Exceptions... AGAIN!!)

GOD BLESS THE MINUTEMAN!!! (Please God Mercyyyyyyy!!!!)

The Minute Men are a bunch of douchebags who sit around the U.S.-Mexican border shooting Mexicans who are supposedly stealing their jobs.

Instead of being angry at their greedy, profit hungry bosses who fired them, they just blame Mexicans for their troubles, even though Mexicans didn't steal their job or have any malicious intent. Their bosses are the ones they should really be pissed off at, not Mexicans who, like Americans just want to make a decent living for themselves and their families.

people who go back in time and save the world

Human garbage Organization that discriminates against mexicans and mexicans only and strictly,legal or Illegal,(dont't let them fool you)a great example is an old hag spitting and dancing over the mexican flag on a video on the web,this organization is formed by minority outcasts (coconuts,uncle toms,and twinkies)senior citizens rejected and/or forgotten by their own families,lousy handymen or contractors that blame mexicans for taking their jobs(sorry but an american can take your job anyday if he can do it better just as well)and just plain old fashion right wing extremists without a life to fulfill.