The other night I received a great Minty Mudbath which basically involved me sticking my rear end into the air and pouring a shot of Creme De Menthe into my asshole which my BF proceeded to happily suck out with his mouth (and tongue). :)

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”