Four winged grasshopper with no tail. ((Aka, a total fuckin’ masterpiece!))

When you are sucking a dick and smoking a menthol cigarette at the same time.

When you a girl blows you while chewing minty gum

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!

Something so simple that even a child can understand.