Urban Dictionary: Minnesota

The 4th coldest state in the United States. They brag about being the coldest but aren’t even in the top 3.

Person 1: Hey I hear he’s from Minnesota!

Person 2: That hot ass desert? NO WAY!!!!!!

by TheBesy878 September 16, 2020

the longest goodbyes in the world

Minnesota: "well we should get going" /5 minutes later/ *leaves*

A small town, kinda ghetto but kinda artsy. There isn’t much to do except cruisn, hockey/football/baseball games, and party.

Virginia Minnesota is a stereotypical small town.

by McKaylaaaaaa January 20, 2019

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

by jon lol October 07, 2021