when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth

Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.

When a man shits in a girls pussy and then sucks it out of her

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

Minnesota North Star

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.