Basicly, the best house/techno style ever. It's getting more and more popular and is no longer considered underground. Famous djs play minimal all over the world and produce great tracks.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Minimal Techno. A genre of stripped-down techno that used to be the shit (cool & underground) in the early 90s, but is now mainstream and dull. The only thing cool about minimal nowadays is hating on it. Which has become rather popular. Some say minimal and minimal techno are two different things, however, these people are gay.

Some minimal artists include Richie Hawtin (who is uber koolische), Robert Hood and Daniel Bell. And Ricardo Willalobo.

Also called mnml.

A form of underground/alternative hip hop characterized by instrumentals with simple components that allow for vocal breadth.

Person whose design preferences fall somewhere near the middle of the spectrum between maximalism and minimalism

also Mini-Mal. A hybrid, or fun-sized, surfboard ranging from 7'-8'6. Originally fashioned after the Malibu surfboard. So appropriately named the minimal, and great for beginner surfers.

To be so insignificant and useless at everything one does. To go unnoticed by the world around. A pointless being. To make no such addition to man-kind.

Usually dwells with a nimtard