Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

a magical device used by girls to make men stupid

a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness

The way men see it, the greatest item of clothing for girls ever.

A skirt that is at least 1 inch shorter than one's finger tips.

a short skirt,worn well above the knees by young ladies,and even some older ladies too. first on the scene in the 1960's has been around every since.