Very short skirt worn by girls and women to show off their legs, especially the thighs. It is believd that the shorter they are, the bette they look.

See also: sexy

She is adorable. She is (cute). She spreads happiness wherever she goes. Mini is the thing that’s missing in your life.

You're using "M", for mini, when you should be using "W", for wumbo. You know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me, wumbo!

The origianal econmy car (yes yes, there were others before it and smaller than it, but no-one bought them). The first car to ever have 50% or more female owners.

(1) Ingenious economical surface transporter, and Britain's answer to fuel rationing. Manufactured in various forms between 1959 and 2000, the Mini epitomized practical simplicity more than any other British automobile. Affordable and versatile and easy to maintain, the Mini was loved by everyone from florists to plumbers to rally racers. Over 5.3 million were built by the end of it's production run.

(2) Bloated ugly status symbol, and quite common in American upscale neighborhoods. Manufactured from 2001-present, the Mini Cooper epitomizes trendy poor taste and virtual uselessness more than most any other modern automobile. Pricey, fragile, and expensive to maintain, the Mini Cooper is favored by upper-middle class females for it's supposed cuteness. Far too many have been built already.

A generic nickname for a person who is vertically challenged.

The mini orgasm feeling you have when you have to pee really bad and finally get to go.

Usually intensified by drinking and waiting in line for the ladies room. Almost always followed by the inability to stop peeing.