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Much like the length requirement of a college paper. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting.
Whoops, there went a breeze. My paper went flying. So did your mini skirt.
by .JuDgE. September 22, 2009
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a magical device used by girls to make men stupid
MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
MAN: Sure thing!
by GrenadeJumper July 22, 2006
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a device used to allow slutty girls to be uptight about their sluttyness
Slut: Did you look up my miniskirt?
Guy: Err, no?
Slut: I'm calling the cops!
by Smeego February 02, 2005
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The way men see it, the greatest item of clothing for girls ever.
I looked up that chick's mini skirt
by Brammo November 09, 2005
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A skirt that is at least 1 inch shorter than one's finger tips.
Put you hands at your sides, if your finger tips can touch your thigh, you're in a mini.
by Kawaii Otome May 12, 2004
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a short skirt,worn well above the knees by young ladies,and even some older ladies too. first on the scene in the 1960's has been around every since.
wow look at the legs on her ,that skirt is a killer mini.
by graham smith July 03, 2005
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