A girl you'll meet in elementary school, and promptly forget about for the next 5 years until high school, at which point she will show up and blow your mind with brains and looks. You, being an idiot, still have no interest, but will proceed to become her closest friend, at which point everybody who knows you, (and I mean everybody) will start to assume you're dating. It is then you will start to take an interest, and possibly manage to snag her before you regret it.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

5 or more year student at college

An Asian Overachiever, Usually Vietnamese.