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A female who is bestowed with unattractive features(i.e. back fat, sagging mammaries, bad teeth). Usually considered promiscuous. Only found good looking when you're inebriated.
"Yo my fisrt period teacher looks like a friggin minghag."

by Drunkenmonk January 29, 2006
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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(Ming or, Mingin) An obsolutly disgusting girl who is either sickly to look at or touch. (Hag) A stupid old cock blocker. When these words are brought together to form a person, stay atleast 5 meters away and avoid eye contact.
That bitch is such a ming hag! Stay atleast 5 meters away from her and avoid eye contact.

Josh's mother.
by Alex Oatway May 25, 2006
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ming-'hags plural. Noun American (slang).
1. A group of socially inept, emotionally maladjusted individuals.

man 1: dude your a minghag
man 2: fuck you dude
by tarty December 08, 2007
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A full length feature and loose sequel to the film Haggard by Bam Margera.
Ming Hag is Bam Margera's second full length film staring the usual cKy crew.
by Ronnie Pirtle April 10, 2007
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a group of socially inept, emotionally maladjusted individuals
my friends skip school a lot because they're a bunch of minghags
by lancerome February 27, 2008
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whore, slut, slu. the name of bam margera's up-in-coming movie.
john fucked this nasty minghag last night.
by lizzieboo June 03, 2007
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