The most extreme form of a minger. One who not only hit every branch on the way down off the ugly tree, they took the tree with them.
Possibly seeks out other MingAA's, although details are unknown, due to the obvious danger of permanent blindness for researchers involved in this field.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.