The best Video Game ever created. Created by Notch, you can build, explore, and kill.. things. You can also play on servers/multiplayer and do PVP and other minigames.
Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.
Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.
Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.
by GetSpaghettiedOn. September 24, 2019
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A game where blocks sit in the air and you see Herobrine every 6.3 seconds just so that you have a new conspiracy theory video to post on YouTube and cows ride pigs but it looks like humping after a hangover.
Player 1: Yo let play Minecraft.
Player 2: Cool we like dat Minecraft.
***8.43 SECONDS INTO PLAYING IN A WORLD***
Player 1: Shit I see Herobrine.
Player 2: Let's post on YouTube.
Player 2: Cool we like dat Minecraft.
***8.43 SECONDS INTO PLAYING IN A WORLD***
Player 1: Shit I see Herobrine.
Player 2: Let's post on YouTube.
by Mister Felly September 03, 2019
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An incredibly great survival/building game where you punch trees at first and then after a while.... DIAMOND EVERYTHING!!!
buildman2342:omg this guy grifed my hose omg omg
griefman252:HAHAHAHLOLOLOLTROLOLO
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Admin23:Idiot.
Minecraft.
griefman252:HAHAHAHLOLOLOLTROLOLO
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Admin23:Idiot.
Minecraft.
by otrotodrt May 26, 2011
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A game where everything is made of 1 meter cubed blocks.
There are 4 modes:
Survival: Gather resources, build a house, fight health and hunger, kill the Ender Dragon.
Adventure: Same as Survival but you can't destroy blocks.
Hardcore: Survival with no respawning
Creative: Build anything with unlimited resources, free flying, and no health or hunger.
Minecraft is awesome
Current version: 1.3.2
There are 4 modes:
Survival: Gather resources, build a house, fight health and hunger, kill the Ender Dragon.
Adventure: Same as Survival but you can't destroy blocks.
Hardcore: Survival with no respawning
Creative: Build anything with unlimited resources, free flying, and no health or hunger.
Minecraft is awesome
Current version: 1.3.2
The new 1.4 update in Minecraft will have leather armor and wolf collars that can be dyed, cobblestone walls, item frames, new potions, carrots and golden carrots along with potatoes and baked potatoes, beacons, zombie villagers, bats, witches and more!!
by link998 October 13, 2012
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by KillerOC July 23, 2019
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An amazing game that I was too poor to afford, but then I finally got a job, and got it. It holds the substance of life, it is the substance of life. BUY IT NOW!
by Yeetus Deletus Gaming November 13, 2019
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