Game that broke a$$ people play because they can’t afford minecraft on console

Similar to netflix and chill but with minecraft. To set the mood you watch creeper porn.

Is an animated porn of a Steve fucking an animal mob or another Steve (if ur gay).

Guy1:hey dude have you been watching minecraft animations again.
Pedophile1: yeah dude I also like to jerk off in front of my minecraft figure collection.
Guy1: WTF!? I'm outa here (door slams).

the most brutal creature known to minecraft. one glance from the minecraft shark will not only kill you, but destroy all of your items, and leave you emotionally scarred.

Pure cancer, but from the very popular game Minecraft instead of other things that create normal cancer.

A month in which you cannot play the game Minecraft. People who play Minecraft during this time period will experience a loss of virginity, and they will become a hoe or a thot in a matter of minutes.

An amazing, kind hearted person.