Get the f*ck out of my room, im playing Minecraft!!

Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?

Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)

Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.

"Why is he in the hospital?!"

"I heard someone minecrafted him."

Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...

A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.