Urban Dictionary: Minecraft is ...

A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.

Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...

by xXChibitaliaXx March 06, 2012

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MINECRAFT

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MINECRAFT IS A GAME

by my words r stupid October 02, 2019

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Minecraft

Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.

A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-

B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.

by Logdotzip November 10, 2010

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Minecraft,

The best game ever

Justin bieber: Hey dude Play fortnite its so good!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP TIMMY I'M PLAYING minecraft,

by Keenerjackass October 20, 2019

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Minecraft

A kick ass game that is being built slowly. The creator is notch, and he programs the game.

Person1: Hey.
Person2: Shut the fuck up! I'm playing Minecraft!

by Seelad June 09, 2010

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Minecrafter

Minecrafter. He has a very big peen and slays them creepers. And the bitches love men that slay creepers.

Girl: Hey, do you play minecraft?
Minecrafter : Bitch, who do think I am?
Girl: *opens her legs wide open*

by Trust me, I know... March 01, 2019

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In Minecraft

When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.

"I really want to run over Gov. Janet Mills 'In Minecraft."

by That Maine Hipster January 04, 2021

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