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A device used to alter thoughts and lower intelligence. This futuristic technology acts as a lobotomy, reducing your ability to function like a normal person in society. Side effects of the Mindray include anger, stunted height, aka dwarfism, inflated sense of oneself. The Mindray reduces the ability to listen therefore the mind shrinks to the size of a dirty pebble.
My Mindray is a great gift! We use the Mindray at parties while smoking our bong to get the added loss of brain cells.
by Medical Device Expert March 06, 2020