that awkward moment where you have no clue where you are, who you're with, or what the fuck is going on. Most serious cases of mindphuck result in: Herp Derpin', Confusion, Loss of Interest, Boredom, and many other unusual side effects. In our worst patients, being Mindphuck'd has lead to umadbro syndrome, as well as brain damage.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.