did you see that bloke, he's fit as mince!!

Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"

"I'll have a wee portion of your 'Scroaty mince sac' and give me some tatties and neaps aswell, that will be great thanx.

"You've got a face like a scroaty mince sac".

Craig from Big Brother is a big mincing bitch

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?

you smell like minced monkey meat!

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!