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A nasty accident or incident that might especially happen to a mincer
This weekend wasn't without mincident, I put on a wash of all my whites and accidently left my red sarong in the machine - now everything's come out pink!
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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a situation or event involving a mincer ( a noticably flamboyant person suspected of being a homosexual). The mincident may involve something someone says or does, ranging from slightly camp to just downright gay.
"Hey, did you hear about the mincident in the boys toilets the other day?"
"What happened?"
"Ian stood for like, 10 minutes checking his hair"
"What a total mincer"
by The Pigman April 20, 2010
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