Urban Dictionary: Minch

Minch is the medical definition for 'stretched anal passage'

Quick Doctor, send Dee Jay Lor straight to E.R, he is suffering from minch

by Nurse Jakki October 29, 2003

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Man; a good man. Yiddish (German/Jewish) origin

Thanks for lending me that money, Jerry. You're a real "minch."

by Mac Johnsin March 15, 2006

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1. Pimp / 2. One who plays with females

eg. "4 girls? You minchin their mate"

by Godd October 25, 2003

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A Mans Inch, where 1/2 an inch is normally 1 inch

James commented that it was 8 inches, but Leanne said using a minch it would only be 4

by mogant April 18, 2011

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'One who is cheap'

'You cheap ass Minch'

by A October 29, 2003

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hahahaha! look at that cotton picking farmer boy! Hes a textbook Minch!

by MK man! October 26, 2003

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A unit of length measurement defined as a tenth of a feter, which is equal to 2.5 cm and very close to an inch (2.54 cm). It's like a metric inch, hence its name. It's a compromise unit between imperial and metric systems.

I'm 7 fets 5 minches tall, aka 75 minches aka 7.5 feters.

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019

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