Urban Dictionary: Minch

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Minch is the medical definition for 'stretched anal passage'

Quick Doctor, send Dee Jay Lor straight to E.R, he is suffering from minch

by Nurse Jakki October 29, 2003

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hungover as a duck

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

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A cheeky mischevious person, normally quite small in stature.

You little minch!

by MrXXDictionaryXX March 09, 2011

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1. Pimp / 2. One who plays with females

eg. "4 girls? You minchin their mate"

by Godd October 25, 2003

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A Mans Inch, where 1/2 an inch is normally 1 inch

James commented that it was 8 inches, but Leanne said using a minch it would only be 4

by mogant April 18, 2011

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'One who is cheap'

'You cheap ass Minch'

by A October 29, 2003

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