Urban Dictionary: Minced Meat

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.

The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode December 08, 2017

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Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.

David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!

by Henry David September 26, 2006

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mince meat pickle

a slang term for your penis

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?

by Kaaaaaa January 05, 2007

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minced monkey meat

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!

you smell like minced monkey meat!

by scrobbs March 31, 2010

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Minced meat

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat

Bruce Jenner has minced meat

by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019

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