A bitch loving whore who thinks who's cooler than everyone in the world, but really his huge ego is to over compensate for lack of things "down there"

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.