Having different drinks in front of you at once.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

The art of smoking a carton of cigarettes per day and not expecting to have breathing problems.

Verb. The act of smoothly removing another male from conversation with a female that is found attractive. Normally done by silently creeping up behind the unsuspecting male and insinuating oneself into the conversation when the unwanted male is least suspecting it. When done properly both the original male and female don't realize the switch until several moments later. Usually the female does not object for she has already succombed to the insinuating male's Brute-Spice.

The act of wearing a highschool sweatshirt and going up to random people and sayings "It's a tradition".

To push, pursue, drive, or engage potential sales leads in an un-naturally persistent manner.

A sales style that incorporates tone of voice and mannerism of North-Midwestern guilt end resulting in new business.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

1: To be actively engaged in courting someone already engaged in a committed relationship.

2: To fool one self into believing that they are capable of wooing someone away from their significant other.