When a gentelman ejaculates into the rear of a man/women and the reciever retorts by breaking mind and thus covering the ejaculator with a mixture of his own seed and a little bit of poo if lucky.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.