Top definition
a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.
by bankai55 June 28, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A woman who performs oral sex on a man or men, particularly on an ongoing or regular basis, where the oral sex is the primary dimension to the relationship.
John: "Man, I need a milkmaid who can drain my balls a couple of times a week."
Randy: "Why not place an ad on Craigslist for that?"
Randy: "Why not place an ad on Craigslist for that?"
by Been There, Done That May 09, 2012
3
When a woman sucks a guy off while gently pulling down on his balls in a milking fasion. (like a "Milk Maid")
by Bryan and Cory October 13, 2006
5
"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks
As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.
As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.
by Olaf (Silent Bob's cousin) July 27, 2006
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A female who goes early in the morning, while several men are bend over on all fours. At this point the women will proceed to masturbate the men from behind as if she is milking a cow. While yanking on the men's privates, she will continue to do this until they produce spunk. She will collect the fresh milk into a bucket. And continue to have a glass of fresh milk for breakfast.
by Matt Tremont January 24, 2008