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A newly enlisted member of the military who is in the phase of basic training.
The military recruit was caught stealing apples and donuts from the chow hall and was quickly dishonorably discharged.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls November 01, 2018
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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