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Militant

Moving quietly and keeping your business to yourself.

Zo's moving militant, we don't know anything going on with him right now.

by Zosmoogie November 17, 2020

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May 27 Word of the Day

danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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militant

A description of a person that is overly determined to prove their point. A militant person might resort to verbal or physical attacks.

PETA is a militant organization.

by scy1192 August 28, 2008

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militant

When an incident or indivdual becomes over-powered with rage, that situation can be descibed as being militant

He's going militant!! (someone is getting angry)
The bouncer's are going militant!!

by Styles March 06, 2005

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Militant

Conservative jargon for "a person we disagree with who is succeeding", especially if that person is a public official.

"People with civil zeal: Patriots. Patriots you disagree with: Activists. Activists who are succeeding: Militants." -Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian (satirical)

Those militant atheists are trying to ban us from saying Christmas, by saying happy holidays instead!

by EdaDick December 09, 2020