A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
by Vaporing July 09, 2018
the man who killed so many peoples free time, fucked so many women with 3-colum notes, literally jumped over China's Great Wall with the power of poetry and took over half of Eurasia while drinking warm milk from a suspiciously large computer bag. ALL ON A POETRY DEGREE!
Mr Miles says that you shouldn't confuse, commonly confused words, but I'm still gonna forget what the difference between effect and affect because he gives too much homework.
by Kathy Rice November 06, 2018
An arbitrary unit of distance, so called because of the legendary pub crawl/race of the same name, performed by 6th form leavers of KCS Wimbledon. The King's Mile is the distance from the first pub (The Prince of Wales), to the last (The Crooked Billet).
Unfortunately, there are many potential routes from start to finish, leaving the ACTUAL value of a King's Mile unclear. To confuse the matter, the competitors in the pub crawl are often a bit tiddly by the end of the race and thus have, so far, neglected to note the distance they have traveled.
Unfortunately, there are many potential routes from start to finish, leaving the ACTUAL value of a King's Mile unclear. To confuse the matter, the competitors in the pub crawl are often a bit tiddly by the end of the race and thus have, so far, neglected to note the distance they have traveled.
(King's boy to the landlord of The Prince of Wales):
"What ho, fair publican - could you inform me of the distance to the Crooked Billet from this fine establishment?"
(Landlord):
"Aye, sonny - thar be a King's mile ye have ter toil, and it be yonder up yon hill."
"What ho, fair publican - could you inform me of the distance to the Crooked Billet from this fine establishment?"
(Landlord):
"Aye, sonny - thar be a King's mile ye have ter toil, and it be yonder up yon hill."
by Guy Woodward April 03, 2007
I had to park my car a fuckin' mile away
Oh man the liquor store is only like a fuckin' mile from my house.
Oh man the liquor store is only like a fuckin' mile from my house.
by Doggie Fizzle May 30, 2006
When a girl has a party and guys take turns jerking into her running shoes until they are at least half full of sticky cum, then she puts her shoes on her bare feet and runs a mile. If the girl doesn't finish her mile run in 5 minutes she has to wear the cum filled shoes for an entire week
Fred: Dude check out Tori's shox
Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?
Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.
Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
Dan: Wow they're so gross, why is she still wearing those stained shoes?
Fred: Because the track team made her run a cum mile for hazing and she ran too slow.
Dan: Oh yeah, i heard about that. Like the entire team jerked into her shox.
by Gmail548 April 19, 2010
While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
A: I am quite enamoured with you.
B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.
A: If only...
B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?
A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.
B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.
*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
by Roo October 06, 2013
Verb - To say someone's best future counter argument against you prior to them saying it to leave them with nothing to say. This term is used in business/sales/finance/negotiating.
In the last rap battle scene of the movie 8 Mile, B Rabbit (Eminem) states things like "yeah, my mom lives in a trailer park, and yeah I am white trash." His opponent was speechless because Eminem stole all of his counter arguments.
In the last rap battle scene of the movie 8 Mile, B Rabbit (Eminem) states things like "yeah, my mom lives in a trailer park, and yeah I am white trash." His opponent was speechless because Eminem stole all of his counter arguments.
They wanted to have a big meeting to finalize all contractual negotiations. Right out of the gate I made our proposal and then 8 mile'd them on how I know we're a new firm with very little experience, have never worked in their sector before, etc... and while it would be natural to think they could get our price down... we already factored that into the original quote, so the price is the price.
by Foxy_Cleopatra May 11, 2017