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Mil is awesome gril and sexy but insecure bitch
“Did u see mil today! She is so sexy
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Mother-In-Law, The Mother of your spouse, The woman married to you fil (Father-In-Law).
My mil is coming over today, ugh.
by Staycib April 16, 2006
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The one BITCHY girl who is over obsessed with one direction and cries herself to sleep every night.
Person: Omfg! That girl is much a Mil
by Billie Robertson April 16, 2020
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A unit of measure that is 1/1000th of an inch. The term can also be used interchangeably with "thou" witch is simply much shorter than saying "thousandths of an inch". The advent of the metric system has generated some confusion as some have used the term "mil" as an abbreviation for the millimeter (mm). The only thing that they share is that each is 1000th of something. The traditional "mil" is 1 thousandth of an inch and the millimeter is 1 thousandth of a meter.

Although the unit seems impossibly small it is very common in industries where an inch is absurdly large such as film (for plastic bags), foil, and wires.

1 mil = 1 thou = 0.001" = 0.0254mm
This is a pretty precise measuring tool, it says that a single strand of my hair is 2 mil thick.

No wonder the bags keep ripping there only 1 mil thick. See if you can order 3 mil bags.
by ]) u ]{ e May 17, 2006
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a coniving, two-faced, BITCH who manipulates your husband into becoming a baby again, so that she can make him hate you the way that she does...a trouble maker, a nuissance to your peaceful marriage...someone who should not know about your personal life because she will go and gossip about you to the whole church and tell them how awful you are at treating her babyish son. your husband's mom..the one person that you can truly live without!
MIL to church: "my daughter in law hates me, it makes me so sad."

MIL to her own sisters: "i hate my daughter in law..she can't even do things half as good as I can. i told her that I don't care if she doesn't love me cuz she's just an outsider"
by JAN.OE September 22, 2011
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