mikkeal is one of the best guy friend a girl could ever have, and the homie bro you could ever have. he is dangerous if you get on his bad side. and he is more than capable of snapping your neck. he’s the one you call. he may be dangerous but he has a soft, teddy bear like side when it comes to the people he truly appreciates. he’s funny as hell and can make a whole stadium laugh with just one sentence. and he is by far the most loyal, honest, and truly committed boyfriend one could ever have. he knows when something’s not quite right and will immediately try his best to fix it. he is a one of a kind person and will be there for you whenever you need him.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."