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Baller as fuck white kid who has a hoe named Hailey
Yo Mikey is baller as fuck and he's got that pretty girl Hailey on his dick
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The man of a man that is incapable of every day actives therefore the large mass
Mikey get your fat ass up
by Willy man the third October 11, 2019
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Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!
Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!
by Keileeh October 13, 2018
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A Asian person often with a small dick and often unloved. He has a very sad life and hates everyone
Look at that mikey over they, what a cunt
by Insta= the_memers_is_original January 10, 2019
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A big bench man with a giant dick like Jesus Christ up above is it big it’s literally like 16 inches
Fucking hell mikey if you put that in my pussy I’ll die
by Hendobendoschlendo July 26, 2020
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According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.
Mikey is a 🐝
by Lucid444 December 31, 2020
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