by Lambotits September 23, 2019
an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.
by big soaring mike June 09, 2020
Dylan what are you drinking? Well Flanders I'm having The Dirty Mike with a little extra sap " double shots".
by #dirtymikeandtheboys June 08, 2020
His son is borderline obese (zac)
His wife has a lisp
His brother is the captain
He is fat
He nephew is a virgin with a naughty comb over
He can’t cook a pizza
And finally he is very... I repeat very very rude
His wife has a lisp
His brother is the captain
He is fat
He nephew is a virgin with a naughty comb over
He can’t cook a pizza
And finally he is very... I repeat very very rude
Today is such I nice day. It’s a hell of a shame that big strawberry mike ruined it by being so god damn rude
by Strawberry’s June 04, 2019
When you pull your penis out after anal sex and proceed to poke or slap the woman's face with your slimey cock.
by Hough_Morris April 04, 2021