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When one takes incredibly homosexual myspace photos and posts them on Myspace, refusing to do anything with their life.
Carrie- Hey Sarah, I think I know that guy on Myspace.

Sarah- Really?

Carrie- Yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his Myspace, he could have a job, some money, and new un-shitted on underwear.

Sarah- Seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.

Carrie and Sarah- GROSS! What a Mike Monoxide!
by gunbear08 March 05, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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