Top definition
Possibly the most sexual being you will ever lay eyes on. This smoking hot chassis can't walk past you in the street without her chebs being on display. Boy oh boy those bazongas are just lovely.

Known to patrol the streets of Liverpool in her favourite crotchless tracksuit during certain times of the year
Ben: "Here Patrick, did you see Mike's mum the other day?"

Patrick: "Mmmmm Mike's mum"
by P.G Tips October 20, 2010
Get the Mike's mum neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Get a Planetary Quarantine mug for your boyfriend José.