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Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV
Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.
by M G-man April 20, 2006
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mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets
Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
by James July 25, 2004
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a guy who cant rap and got famous simply on a few good beats
that damn mike jones is so retarded he has to say things seven times in a row
by bill hinrichsen May 01, 2005
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An embarrassment to Texas rap, one dimensional rapper, who's entire career has been based off of him repeating who? its old. His audience is normally chicken heads, and wannabes. Also got his ass whooped by trae at the Ozone Awards. Tru-Texas rappers are Zro, Trae, the original S.U.C, big hawk, big moe, fat pat..etc
jeff: yo when iz dat nigguh mike jones gunna make a hit?
corey: i dunno, maybe when whoopi gets a haircutt..

jeff: Hah i guess dats never then.
by boyb512 January 09, 2010
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a stupid ass rapper from houston trying to be a fucking G by wearing all that fucking jewelry and people from houston and the suburban houston all suck his dick.and hes like a damn pokemon repeating his name.
John: hey man you wanna listen to some mike jones.
Rob: Na man that shit is whack
by westside fo life August 14, 2006
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A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.
by ... April 02, 2005
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