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A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.
Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.
by Kristin April 23, 2005
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an alternate expression for mary jane. aimed specifically towards a female audience who enjoy the effects of marijuana.
"i'm in love with mike jones."
by bbygrl143 January 18, 2010
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Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).
" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date
by Yo mom August 18, 2004
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A generic rapper with a generic name who got famous by repeating his generic name to some generic beats.
Who?
Why, Mike Jones, silly!
by Gargalargamesh January 09, 2009
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1. A hateful rapper who frequently shouts out his name.

2. The protagonist of the NES game StarTropics, and the sequel Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II.

3. New Zealand rugby player.

4. An American football linebacker.

5. A basketball player for the University of Maryland.

6. An English football (soccer) player.

7. An American professional wrestler.

8. A Canadian pitcher.

9. A Scottish film director.

10. A jazz musician.

11. A French musician born in Northern Ireland, 28 January 1952, musician on the French scene and former collaborator with Jean-Jacques Goldman.

11. A rodeo performer.

12. An American MLB pitcher (b. 1959).

13. A new age pianist.

14. An Australian based Sound Editor, Multi Award winner including Academy Award For Lord of the Rings.

15. A Roundhead soldier who fought in the Battle of Rathmines outside Dublin in 1649.

16. A former sex worker (personal trainer) who provided sexual services to evangelical minister Ted Haggard.

17. A culture and technology commentator.

18. A medieval scholar.

19. Mike Jones (Chiker), Owner of the shed.
No examples needed for this definition of Mike Jones.
by frodaddy March 09, 2007
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swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.
hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones
by ian the d May 16, 2004
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