May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
Getting assigned BS chores and assignments from your boss that he or she easily could've done themselves, but chose not to out of sheer laziness. Meanwhile they are surfing the internet shopping for the latest accessories for their guns. Origins link it to a manager that was famous for doing this to many subordinates; whose name was "MIKE".
"Man, I just got Miked into going up to the 23rd floor to reboot a printer. This is BS!!" "Can you go get me that TPS report I just printed. Thanks." (that was a rhetorical question)
by IRM Staff January 12, 2009
3
The boy who was raised by wolves.
Knows ninja shit.
Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.
Knows ninja shit.
Boss in southern California that hooked up four bros.
by SABD January 27, 2010
4
Someone that consumes a large quantity of alcohol and then proceeds to remove all their clothing, but shoes, to go for a swim. Thereafter, goes for a 60 minute search of their accommodation, only 30metres away, and in the process becomes a neighbour botherer.
by Dusty Lark July 23, 2012