A nonexistent slut made up by some cunt named Miguel. The only ways anyone could see through his bullshit is if; he remains vague about who she is or where she's from,only really describes her as "blonde" despite him not even knowing what ''she"looks like, is never usually seen with him, and he often gives no answer when further asked about how she looks like or refuses to show any pictures of "her".
Person 1: did you hear about Miguel's Bitch?
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.
Person 2: i dunno man, that shit sounds fake to me.
Person 1: true, even if she was real that motherfucker would probably be getting catfished.
by SubNio April 29, 2019
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A really cool guy that sometimes seems gay,he wants to kiss everyone he sees,but he is a real gentleman to the girls.
Always be Miguels friend, consider him as a good buddy.
Always be Miguels friend, consider him as a good buddy.
by stefanogebara21 March 12, 2018
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by Barbieex2 February 18, 2011
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The greatest latin singer of all time, actually sings better than Enrique Iglesias, better Ricky Martin put together. Dated beautiful women, like Daisy Fuentes, Mariah Carey, Salma Hayek and Sophia Vergara. Considered the Latin Frank Sinatra and Elvis combined.
by Steverodriguez September 12, 2011
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Some crazy/scary fighter from felony fights. He knocks the other guy out and jumps on his face with his knees. He is a mexican who has no mercy on crakers that think they are crazy at fighting.
by Alvarez August 03, 2006
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"Yooo Miguel Tello!"
by POOPYBUTTINNIT April 22, 2021
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