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An idiot. A big douche too. They usually are disliked by everyone, and often times smell like a garbage truck fucked a sewer pipe. A midpoit is someone who alot of the time doesn't understand sarcasm, and takes everything literally. They also are known to cheat on their partners (if they are lucky enough to get one in the first place).
Person A: Omg Johnny is dating Emily but I saw him making out with Jennifer at the party last night
Person B: Wow he is such a midpoit!
Person B: Wow he is such a midpoit!
by pancakes_will_rule November 04, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018