a bitchfuck who cries a LOT too much. he don’t cry rivers, rivers cry him. giving me very much faucet. #wap tf. plus ultra my ass

a bitch ass who cries too much. plus ultra my ass bitch is a literal faucet. he doesn’t cry rivers, rivers cry him.

*inhale* THE SWEETEST LITTLE BABY EVER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND I WOULD MARRY HIM. DONT BE SHY GIVE ME THE RING. AHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHHH

People say he's an innocent cinnamon roll, but he's really just a badass in disguise. He was a quirkless "nerd" and never got that one carton of milk. Poor zuzu got bullied by a pineapple head, yappy pomeranian explody bitch and some three other random extras. With the magic of old man hair, he gets a quirk. He goes to a shitty school and he soon sees the pineapple head, yappy Pomeranian explody bitch. A few weeks or more or something the dekusquad that has become a thing becomes the murder squad. Some movies happen, izuku realises he has legs and stuff, and every ship you can think of is on the internet. Okay like, 3 or more quirks later stuff happens, season five comes out and that's pretty much it. That's his definition. Basically the plot of his life in an urban dictionary.